I have been negligent to you. I have been cruel to you. I have not been who I said I would be. I have been a piece of shit in both the virtual and real worlds. I am currently in the process of trying to enforce some form of self-discipline/motivation but it can be a… [Read more…]
September 6, 2010
Even by my standards I feel the last few days have been a disappointment. I got distracted by my wild social life and popularity with the fairer sex and that’s not fair on you. That’s not fair at all. Many of you by now will be aware of my penchant for nudity, I think it… [Read more…]
September 5, 2010
So huge blow out on my part and we now have a four blog deficit. I did not mean to have this wind up happening but I had to do some university stuff and then I got some real life employment AND THEN I made a video for this MTV thing. I know it is… [Read more…]
September 2, 2010
Anyone who likes movies likes Pulp Fiction – as I understand it these are the rules. After first seeing it the whole thing invades your speaking until you sound like a stylised mish-mash of scraps from Tarantino’s brain. I never had the commitment to learn Samuel L. Jackson’s that path of the righteous man speech.… [Read more…]
August 31, 2010
It is very difficult to convey the intonations and subtleties of this phrase via text so we shall get to the clip straight away today. (Fast forward to 3.55 if you are in a rush but I highly recommend the whole thing) I had planned on waiting a little longer to include a quote from… [Read more…]
August 30, 2010
Talking nonsense in strange voices is fairly commonplace these days. Everyone likes to think they and their friends are zany because of “all the crazy shit we do when we’re hanging out man, like seriously man it’s so crazy.” This is all very well and good but it is a real testament to the genius… [Read more…]
August 29, 2010
In writing this I have discovered that Will Ferrell is going to require his own blog at some stage: Pictured beneath is a man who can lay claim to being responsible for countless on-going drunken dialogues between friends up and down this fine country. Much like other children of the late 80′s, my love affair… [Read more…]
August 28, 2010
This is the first of a 10 part mini-series, counting down the top 10 movie quotes to use in real life. The idea is the intellectual property of this guy. Beavis and Butthead do America came out in 1996, around the same time that year as the Atlanta Olympics. I was eight years out of… [Read more…]
August 27, 2010
Welcome to friends both old and new! I wanted to let you know the landing time for the video but we only get 250 characters over at the pickmemtv website and that simply won’t do. I also feel like I have a bit more liberty to do as I please on my own blog. As… [Read more…]
September 14, 2010
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